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The Advenchews (ADVENTURES) of Wobin Bwown Pot 4 (Part 4 of 5)

June 14, 2017

           

             "WOK 'EM (ROCK 'EM) SOCK 'EM... WOBOTs (ROBOTS) 

       AND... introducing, Wobin's Perceived Overly-Loving, AUNT PEGGY!"   

 

   Robin was playing "Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots" or in Robin's world... "Wock 'Em Sock 'Em Wobots"... as he would call them because of his speech... "WHATcha call it" Robin could NOT pronounce the friggin' letter "R"... .which everyone probably knows about... by now! On these special times, Robin would fully participate in this competitive game against the Only comparable Competition in his room at the time...

"Ladies and Gentlemen! Over in THIS corner... The One, The Only... put your hands together and ROAR FOR... MEEEE!"

   Robin was aware that playing "Rock Em Sock Em Robots against yourself is not as easy as it may sound! It was much like playing that other cool game, FRIGGIN' "Battleship" against... YOURSELF! YEP! It really didn't matter who you were playing against when you were the only one playing so, sometimes you had to compete, one on one and with whom? YOURSELF! Robin loved to play "Wock 'Em Sock 'Em Wobots against himself because he was ALWAYS able to "DECLAYO" (declare) HIMSELF the "WINNA!!!" (the WINNER)! That's how good he WAS... or THOUGHT... he WAS! "Battleship" just mimicked "Wock 'Em Sock 'Em Wobots" which is actually a very similar game with a different NAME! In BATTLESHIP, it didn't matter how many times Robin went up against this particular Ocean Armada (or "sailor dudes" in... inferior boats) ...Robin would WIN! He was the outright champion in both of these worlds... HANDS DOWN! Robin never really knew what "hands down" meant but he liked the way it sounded and he never got BUSTED (in trouble) for saying it... so, he kept vocally using this phrase! HANDS DOWN! These two games were HIS "bwed and buttuh" (bread and butter) and no one... I mean NO ONE touched these two games except for... HIMSELF! He would even hide both of these COOL and EPIC games under his bed where no one would "NEV-aw EV-aw EV-AW" (NEVER EVER EVER) find them! "Unduh the bed"(UNDER THE BED) was "the best hiding place EV-AW (EVER) so, don't tell anyone... EV-AW cuz I'm Twustin' YOU (EVER! Because I am TRUSTING YOU!) He couldn't even remember where he had hidden these two EPIC games ONE DAY... and THAT became an AWESOMACIOUSLY cool day... when he became aware that HE had found without a doubt... the best "hidin' place" EV-AW (EVER)! HANDS DOWN... because he almost FORGOT where... "HE-HAD-HIDDEN-THEM!"


   Robin would sometimes also be yelling out loud while playing, "Wock 'Em Sock 'Em Wobots"! He'd be yelling at both HIS fighters as if he were the boxer's trainer in that particular corner, too! In all, that's about four characters in the same fight and if one of the fighters ever got too out of hand, the ref would appear and then have to separate the two boxers while the two trainers were screaming at the ref for Hanky-Panky (FOUL PLAY or "Shenanigans"). That's five characters Robin would have to "perform" when he was playing "Wock 'Em Sock 'Em Wobots against... HIMSELF!" By the time the tenth Wound... I mean... RRROUND... came uh "rrrrr" OUND, Robin was pretty much outta (OUT OF) gas!

"Hands down!"

   This Saturday morning was not unlike any other for this five-year-old imaginary boxer/trainer/ref/battleship destroyer dude! Robin psychologically battled each day with WAY TOO MANY DAWN (DARN) "AWs" (Rs)!!! and at such an uhwe (early) stage in LIFE!!! WHAT WAS UP WITH THAT?! Robin learned later in his life that... the more he thought or dwelled "on and on and on" about     "an ongoing" THOUGHT... well, more than likely... he would begin to subconsciously attract a vibrational match to THAT so-called upon... and ongoing... SENSE of intensity of a past FOCUSED DESIRE or CONCERN... be it GOOD or BAD... consciously aware or in a subconscious KARMIC STATE and that pretty much all depends upon one's own spiritual journey in life, ya know? O.K... so, 

   Robin was taking a breather on his bed, sprawled out on his back as the REFEREE continued to count "six, seven, eight" as Robin quickly jumped up upon hearing that "eighth count"! He BOUNCED to his feet just in time as this imaginary crowd went FRIGGIN' WILD! Robin never let the ref "count him down" TO "nine" because that number was just a little TOO close to 10 and a possible bout elimination! In a boxing match... for all you "boxing rookies" out there... Wobin was merely playing the crowd "to the max" when Mom "outta the blue"...opens the bedroom door and says, "Robin! Uncle Troy and Aunt Peggy are going to come over to visit so, straighten up your room and put on some decent clothes." And right before she left, Robin was like...  "AWE-GUH!"... "Ok., Mom, lemme calm this FWISKY (frisky) CWOWD (CROWD) down, FUHST (FIRST)!"


   Every time Mom would say that name, "Aunt Peggy" Robin would twinge with an embarrassed shyness. Aunt Peggy to Robin was so sweet, she overwhelmed him much like that scary movie, "Embarrassment on Elm Street"?! Aunt Peggy was relentless with her infamous question, "What's your name, little boy?" "What's your name, little boy?" "What's your name, little boy?" "Awgh!" Over and over and over again! Robin was taught proper manners and so, each time Aunt Peggy would ask his name, he would stand-up with shoulders back, look straight into her eyes and answer with his head held high, "YES, Ma'am... my name is Wobin Bwown." And without fail, Aunt Peggy would say, "Isn't that cute!" Robin is once again sub-consciously thinking, "It's just a FRIGGIN name, Aunt Peggy!" He didn't really mind too much because Aunt Peggy was about the prettiest and sweetest woman Robin had ever known besides... well, Mom and he actually liked it when his Aunt would "cave in" from hearing him say his name out loud and then just grab him to begin a series of "bear hugs" and yucky kisses! No one else did this except for Aunt Peggy. Not being able to pronounce his "Rs" wouldn't be so bad if everyone gave him a "bear hug" after he pronounced his name like Aunt Peggy DID! Aunt Peggy would just go on and on, "Aren't you just the cutest little thing?!" Of course, Robin would just always smile and silently whisper to himself, "HANDS DOWN like... YEEEAAAH!" 

 

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   Here are a few of my esoteric rhymes which I composed and recorded to music supplied to me... by FRIENDS outside America. THESE RECORDINGS ARE FREE... FREE... free... to REFLECT upon... IF so inclined to do so...

     

 

 

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