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November 15, 2016

At the police station, a nervous and drained-looking woman was recounting to the police personnel how she was being robbed inside her apartment by an intruder the night before.

Woman: I was about to sleep and then,suddenly, a man sneaked into my bedroom from nowhere and he pushed me hard to my bed, tore apart my clothes and at that critical moment, he grabbed my bag that I left on the dressing table that contained money and other personal items, and hastily fled through the window.

Police: Did you shout or scream out loud for help when he was tearing off your clothes?

Woman: How do I know all he wants is my money?


As the next election was in the middle of a fiery campaigning competition from coast to coast, in order to win more supporters through his speech, a candidate who's of white happened to visit a zone where majority of the people were black.

"We are one. You see, although my skin is white, but my heart is as black as you are." Applause.


During one freezing winter, a man had been drinking since afternoon and towards midnight, he finally managed to drag his way home up to the 3rd floor, clumsily.

He began knocking on the door. His wife came out and saw her husband in such a bad shape, drunk and lost. Angry, the woman wanted to teach her drunkard husband a lesson. She almost raised her voice,   "you knocked at the wrong door. Not your house, now, go." He heard that and turned unsteadily, tottering his hunched body down the step.

After some time, the wife felt a bit guilty for being harsh and she looked down from her window,  she saw her husband sitting by the side of the garage. Immediately she ran downstairs, calling him, feeling sorry, almost in tears.

The husband was a little sober up by now. "I'm sorry I drank too much and I knocked at someone else's door just now. When I saw a fierce and ugly woman shout at me and told me to go away, that's why I am here."


A hopeful newly-wed couple went to a bookstore. "Excuse me, we are looking for books like "how to build a successful marriage or better still, how to stay happily married from day one."

The person in charge had to blink and rolled his eyes as quick as he could to make out what exactly they were talking about. He then realized what it was.

"All fictions on second floor, please." he gestured to the curious couple warmly.


Two girls were talking about their parents. One girl said "my mother always says I am ugly, fat and lazy."

"Only own family dares to tell the truth." replied another girl.




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Hilda Cang is an amateur writer. She enjoys literature and music. Married with two grown daughters, she writes mostly humoristic real life experiences and other short stories.

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