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Pregnant Turkey

November 27, 2010
Chisel & Plane
Having posted an amusing couple of jokes before...I just got this from JP Bender...much as I'd like to claim this for my own, I can't...I think he received it as well...



*This is priceless - would love to do this.*

One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for the traditional feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick. She told my sister that she needed something from the store.

When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, and inserted it into the turkey, and re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the bird(s) back in the oven.

When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon hit something, she reached in and pulled out the little bird.

With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed, "Patricia, you've cooked a pregnant bird!"

At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister started to cry.

It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs!

Yep...................SHE'S BLONDE!
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Rich, a veteran of the USMC, grew up in NW Florida (aka LA-lower Alabama), has lived all over the eastern US...before finally returning to MI in Dec 2014.  Rich writes and edits www.thevailspot.blogspot.com. Take a look at his blog for more articles.

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