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My Favorite Blonde Jokes

November 16, 2010
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Two blondes were walking through the woods....

One said, "Those are Moose tracks."

The other said, "No, those are Deer tracks."

Neither saw the train that killed them both.


How do you drown a blonde?

Put a mirror at the bottom of a pool.


There are a couple of others, but I don't think the powers that be here would appreciate me publishing them, as they're a bit risque...

Well, it seems that there is a minimum article length. I hadn't realized that when I tried to publish the above. I'd first heard that one some twenty five or so years ago, not long after I was medically retired from the United States Marine Corps. Oddly enough, it's one of those bad jokes that just never seems to go away.

As a blonde myself (at least when I was younger) before it all fell out, I've never been one to be offended by this kind of stuff...though my rather stuffy older sister (who is still is VERY offended by "blonde jokes." I've always been able to find the humour in them.
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Rich, a veteran of the USMC, grew up in NW Florida (aka LA-lower Alabama), has lived all over the eastern US...before finally returning to MI in Dec 2014.  Rich writes and edits Take a look at his blog for more articles.

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